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queensuperwholock:

gingergiggles:

paimon001:

nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.

He was never meant to escape.

…I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

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thatsthat24:

whimmy-bam:

The only Dad joke that matters.

I agree

thatsthat24:

whimmy-bam:

The only Dad joke that matters.

I agree

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nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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unnatural-twenty:

tinybesitos:

Pat got me a toy kangaroo from Australia and specifically chose it because I can stick my finger in its pouch and flip people off with it. This is why we are friends ok

up it’s ass my dear, not it’s pouch.

That’s brilliant. I want one :(

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quarterdollar:

if you’re excited for new SHIELD clap your hands

if you’re worried for Fitz and how the writers handle his condition clap your hands

if you’re excited but aware, and you’re emotionally unprepared

if you’re excited for new SHIELD clap your hands

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ofgeography:

i didn’t realize how badly i needed an infinite loop of nicki minaj and ellen degeneres saying different words for booty until suddenly i had it.

ofgeography:

i didn’t realize how badly i needed an infinite loop of nicki minaj and ellen degeneres saying different words for booty until suddenly i had it.

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lowkeywalker:

come-to-my-world:

Ok, so I don’t know how I ended up here and woah!

they made

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characters

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for

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every

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single

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element

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of the

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periodic

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table!

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And also they made this

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and this

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*new ship* 

There’s even a granny!

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It’s like

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superheros

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(there’s a guy who looks like Hulk btw)

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and humans

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and there are

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twins!!

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And Bethoveen

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THEY MADE THOR

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And there’s also this which made me laugh

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I can’t! 

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(source)

this is the coolest shit b.

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